What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Innocent before proven guilty

But this is not

I don't like

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

This isn't going to, hurt.

Bible.. Hm.?

What did one boob say to the other boob

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I don't like religions.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I like God is love and lives within you.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Maybe leave out

You shall not bear false witness.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Your going to be alright just relax

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Deuteronomy 17

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?